my mom had just so happen to come upstairs to see if i had enough dinner... as she turns to walk away she looks really confused and asks... "whats that noise?" to which i reply "what noise?"

she puts her dinner plate on the kitchen counter and opens the side entrance to my house... and what to her wandering eyes should appear? a big ups truck driving away after having left my computer in the snow on the top of my stairs without so much as ringing the door bell...

but... im trying to be ok with the fact that i was supposed to sign for that package and no one gave me the chance to... and it was 7 degrees out that night... i know this is a machine but it should by no means be left on its side in 4 inches of snow. but... with the bitching aside...
I GOT MY FUCKING COMPUTER!!!!!!!

its by far the sexiest thing i own and its (from the little ive seen...) phenomenal.

go on spelling police... do your worst.

i only got to turn it on for about 30 minutes while i was trying to get the info out of this computer and on to the other while also, needing to go to the market for cherries for the cheese cake i had to bring to a party that i was late for... and i had to go to the post office to drop off the rebate i think they are going to try to screw me on and i had to do all this not thinking about how it had rained the night before and then snowed all morining and i didnt go out all day...

my car... frozen shut.
it took me about a half hour worth of kicking the doors and trying to break the ice by punching all around the frame of the door... and you would think that maybe... just maybe because the passenger side was a different direction and yadda that the door might no be as bad as this one... nope. so 3 nails and 45 minutes later im finally on my way to the party... i keep getting calls from people asking me where i am and if im comming and hurrying me along...

so i get the cherries...
i drop off the rebate...
i am driving and comming up to a red light on a side road that meets a main 2 lane road... yup... here it goes...

my reaction written out...

red light
apply breaks
apply breaks
harder krissie
am i touching the break?
why arent i slowing down?
woah im almost under the red light and in the middle of the road going across traffic
ok... no panicing...
pump the breaks...
turn into the sid until the tires catch...
pumping breaks...
truning into skid...
PUMPING BREAKS!!!!
NOTHINGS HAPPENING!!!
and now... im in the middle of these 2 lanes... with 2 cars comming for me... if they cant stop like i couldnt stop were all screwed...
closer... closer... closer...
brace yourself....

sigh-

they managed to stop... phew-
(all of that of course actually happening in about 8 seconds)

so i get to the party and the first thing i get is "well look who finally decided to show up..."

so i said...
"ok then... ill go home and you can shove this cheese cake and both batches of cookies directly up your fat ass"

and i stormed over for a drink.

i left as early as i could but still had to drive all over hells half acre because someone i work with was in the parking lot trying to leave the club (where we were having our little x-mas party) and his truck wouldnt start. so i offer a ride home... then he thinks he has something that will start the truck... i drive back to the HC... doesnt work... i have to take him home again... so once i was done being taxi service... i went and had some margiritas and kicked ass in pool...
6 games in a row ass kicking...

then i worked tuesday and wednesday and yesterday (wednesday) i made over $200 in tips. i havent made money like that since august or september... so... i went to lilis and played some pool and drank a lot... so much that i was forced to let my friend andrew drive my car home while emily (his girl) followed. we danced to the cure and i was loud and obnoxious. i smoked a clove in 4 drags.

my lungs hurt today. i have to start and finish my christmas shopping and i have to paint a little more to get my friends presesnts done..

im glad because
1)i know i have good friends looking out for me
2)i got my new computer
3)i made a lot of money doing very little work
4)my migraine has downgraded to a hangover throbbing headache
5)it was so warm yesterday that the snow i was bitching about is no more...
6)i know after saturday i wont have to worry about x-mas for a while.
woo hoo

and i have to say that i have been waiting to see if anyone knew who "lili marlene" is...