my new life of drinking flavored rum and cokes all night and playing pool until the harsh lights at the dim bars get turned up and all the employees start yelling well thought out phrases like "if you havent gotten her number yet your not going to" or "lights are all the way up, you can see how ugly i am and its time to go home..."

my pool playing has dramatically improved and i love it. thats where the bragging part comes in. i guess im living the bartender lifestyle now. making friends and buying rounds. making a name for myself. im just afraid soon the name will be "drunk girl"