i knew it was going to be one of those nights...
i walked into lilis for the anti superbowl party and there were 3 people at the bar... one of them DIDNT work there...
i sat down and had a margirita and we all just sat around talking about nothing wondering when everyone was going to get there...
well... i dont seem to remember when everyone DID get there... i can see them in pictures... but i feel like we were the only ones there all night...
as i was sitting at the bar wishing for a pool player to come in my wish was answered. sean that cooks at lilis came down... we sat for a while longer telling more stories and goofing off... and by now im on margi 3... but this one is a double... and there were 2 more doubles to follow that... i decided i was getting way to drunk when i sat next to wendy to talk and i thought i was going to vomit. i cant sit when im drunk... no way. so apparently i caused a whole world of.... i dunno...
i remember that it seems i sat on everyones lap last night and took a million pictures. and the thing thats the most fun... i was so drunk i didnt care about my camera... so other people took pictures... most of which i will not show... i even decided that i wanted to meet the people at the bar so i staggered over there with my camera introduced myself to everyone and took my picture with them... and then i found out it was someones b-day and i did a shot of jack with him... i am so glad I DIDNT VOMIT ON THE FLOOR. i was choking it back and trying to keep it down but i couldnt talk with out gagging. i hate jack... but im always up for a challange. i played pool like a badass and thanks to joe taking mondo amounts of pictures i now know what i look like when im playing pool.
(little side note: i was called narsasistic the other day because i have so many pictures of myself. im not crazy, im not conceeded....
i just dont know what i look like doing things so yes... i have a lot of pictures of myself... and ive always wondered how stupid i look playing pool... and now i know i look badass instead)
i dont remember anything from last night past the shot of jack... well... no... thats a lie... i remember very little. i remember the drunken snow angels in front of my house which was stupid because 1) theres hardly any snow left in the front of my house. 2) under the spot wendy and i dropped down in... is all rocks 3) the weather has been really great lately causing the snow to melt all day and refreeze at night...
i remember driving home and for some reason we all thought it was a good idea if the drunk girl takes the other drunk girl in her car. and the sober guy follows us... it all worked out... but man was THAT DUMB.
i cannot remember what song i had blaring on the car radio as i went 80 down the highway using my steering wheel as a drum set and singing like a retard. maybe wendy remembers.
so... the anti super bowl party was a success and if i remember correctly the report was that we won... woo hoo...
i woke up this morning stomach gurggling and churning and my head felt like it weighed 60lbs. i went and made myself vomit so i could stop being drunk and took some alieve with a pint of water... usually that stuff doesnt touch me and im not supposed to take any headache medicine at all but i said fuck it... i have to work later.
now... the moment youve all been waiting for... hilarious pictures to embarass my friends and myself... and yes... thats me and wendy...
