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2005-01-30����1:05 p.m.
"i have vomiting and diarreah"

ahhh my monkies...

i got thru it.

i got a call from one of the people i work with... which if you havent heard before... happens to me every saturday. the two people who work until 7 have been there forever... (one woman for 19 years and the other for 14... this apparently gives them room to be lazy and careless and leave early whenever they want... or so they think...)

this is awesome and rediculious to me...
somehow they turn out the be the laziest people... saturday days SUCK. even in the summer when we are banging and making crazy money... you can expect to not make much on a saturday before 9pm...

so i get my call that i am expecting and i ignore it... as i see the phone switch over to message mode i say along in my head as thou i were listening to it being piped into my ear...

"hey krissie... its (insert name here). i was just calling to see if you want to come in early tonight. (insert lame reason here) so... just give me a call at the club and let me know if you can. i would really appretiate it because like i said (repeat lame excuse here). ok... thanks krissie... hope to hear from you soon... bye."

and was i right?


OFFUCKINGCOURSE I WAS RIGHT.
this time the excuse was blatantly "i have vomiting and diarreah"
if i had to tell someone that i wanted to come in for me that i had that aliment... i would say something charming like "its so bad! comming from both fucking ends dude! i dunno if i should sit or kneel... please save me so i can do this in my own bathroom"

not like a commercial "i have vommiting and diarreah"

"im puking and shitting and i cant tell what direction im going in"

make me want to work for you... make me pity you... make me not want to go into that bathroom at work and see what you've been doing all day...


ok... enough for that rant.

i got to work about 15 minutes early and the girl that called me had already left... like i said... even in the summer you have no one before 9... let alone winter... so one girl was working both bars... which i admit sucks because ive had to do it before... but it wasnt hard...

i start working and i knew it was going to be a long night and i was willing to deal with it seeing this is the best shift i have in the winter. i knew i wasnt going to make any money and especially because i split everything i make after 9pm with another girl...
its pretty rediculious to have 2 people on one bar on sat night in the winter... but its nice for the breaks... my friends come in to see me a lot so i get to go sit with em for a few and smoke a butt...

so i made a giant$105 last night... and im not ungreatful... but its so hard knowing that in a few months ill be making that an hour... and thats why i stick out the winter...

so around 8pm i was already so bored and i wanted to go play pool so i was going to call the new girl... new girls always want shifts... like i did... one year ago... that faded fast...
but i felt bad because i have never met her and it was already at work... so i stuck it out...

my 9pm girl came in and announced it was her last saturday night and danced around and sang all night... she still works sunday during the day... but she also has been there for 15 years... these people man... but it goes to show you that the club is the place to be... generally no one works there for less than 5 years... im a year in so far...

it seems a lot of the long timers are leaving and the new generation of bartenders are comming in... we have a lot of people in their 20s now as opposed to 30's 40's and 50's...
yup... you heard me... dont get me wrong... these are some super fabulous people but its time to turn it over... time for a new group of regulars...

so i decided not to call the new girl when i found out it was my drink slinging partners last night working with me... we had fun... moslty goofing off with other people... wendy and joe came to see me which is always a good time and even an old friend. a girl i used to work with.. came to see me... i havent seen her in a little over a year.

yeah... all in all... a good night.. we hung out till 3:30am and did shots and bullshitted.
i took this awesome video of a kid i work with beat boxing. the sounds that this boy can make are unreal. he's undefeated in rhode island and battles people all the time... he sounds like a drum set and a fucking synth... yes... i just called it a synth... i think their sexy... =D

so i have a slight headache today because i went back on all i said i was doing...
i ate after 8 pm...
i smoked a half pack of butts...
i did 6 shots and had a beer too...

and you know what... im going to do it again tonight...
who cares if im fat and unhealthy...
ill be happy...

boots and i are supposed to go play pool tonight...
he showed up at last call with 3 of his friends last night.
that boy is just to yummy...
i leave you with photos of my favoritest dog...



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