so... i usually get up for work between 9:30am and 10:15 am... but yesterday was different. i usually have very vivid dreams that i remember in great detail as if they actually happened while i was awake. so i was running around at this party i was throwing talking to all my guests and when i went outside i realized there were so may people i didnt know there... friends of friends of friends... there were a bunch of guys just sitting up against a fence talking. a girl came from thefront of the house to the side where i was walking and she started yelling at the last guy leaning against the fence. my kid sister came out to see what was going on and at the moment she walked up to me and we started talking we heard this chick cock a gun... so we looked and she point blank shot this kid in the head. i sheilded my sister from the fling blood and brains and we ran into the house and got my older sister and we hid in the bathroom. the girl was in the house screaming and yelling looking for someone else... the bathroom door wouldnt stay shut and we were afraid of her comming in so i jumped up and held the door shut as she passed. i laid off the door and was asking my sister in shock if she was ok... the door was slightly open and gun girl came in waving the gun around looking for a guy... we said he wasnt there and she took off... then i woke up. it was to real looking and i was so freaked... it was 9am... the alarm hadnt gone off yet but i didnt want to go back to sleep... (i continue dreams when i go back to sleep and i didnt want to see anymore...)so i got up and started getting ready for work. i was ready by 10:30 and i usually leave the house at 11:15 to get to work for 11:30. so... i said... "self, you are always hungry when you get to work and you only eat 4 things off the menu... why dont you go get some bakery pizza or something for everyone to eat. " so i sat on the couch and ate some ceral and watched mtv instead... then i saw it was 11:10... i wasted all this time and i was still hungry and would be at work too...
well, it was to late for food.
so, i got in the car and told myself... "self... your car isnt doing so hot and hates the highway right now... take the streets to work instead of the freeway..."
so, i got on the onramp and was on the highway... not realizing i told myself not to do it... but, what the hell, i just wont go 70mph... =)
i get off the highway and catch the 4 red lights i have to go thru to get to the 5th and final before work... im driving down the street... a one way with 2 lanes... i am in the left because the right leads to the highway... so im listening to faith no more.. enjoying the little bit of sun we finally have, the windows down and im smoking my breakfast cigabutt... sigh- a good day...
a camry then decides... oh yeah oldsmobile girl... you think your having a good day huh? well, im going to make a left turn in front of you from the right lane... and i see the blinker flash once and slow to let this person into the left lane... oh... but shes not just changing lanes... shes going to try to make it in front of me and turn up that street... so i slam the breaks (which are crap right now and worse since this) and go plowing into the rear quarter of this little green toyota. s.......l.......o.........w motion... im telling you... it happens...
so she makes the turn witn some of my paint and a new shape car... i turn up the street after her because we have to do the insurance thing now and the cop thing and all that fun stuff... so in my blind rage of " you stupid b%$ch " i get out and walk up to her car and i say... are you fu&ing stupid!" then i realize the police will be comming and i have to be nice or she can screw me...
so she gets out and says... "oh honey... that was my fault... im sorry that was dumb" so im trying to talk but im so choked up from wanting to slam this woman in the face and scream at her and cry all at the same time... so i go grab another butt and light it with my ahnds shaking... i call work and tell them i got into an accident and i will be late... thats oked and we exchange info and then the officer comes and tries to pin it all on me. shes upperclass america and im.. well... me... wearing to much make up and apparently a stupid kid...
so... she keeps telling him its my fault i shouldnt have dont that i shouldnt have dont that... he keeps trying to accuse me of going to fast... (there were no skid mars which he said himself : prove that i was not going to fast... i just had no warning and no time to stop...)
so... yadda yadda yadda... we get our reports.. im a half hour late for work and for once when i get in i have customes waiting... mind you... i work in a bar... its 12 noon and i have people waiting for me! rediculious! and we have 2 bartenders on everyday minimum and there was a whoooooole other bar with a pretty girl at it but nooooo... they all want to wait for me... and their yelling... ROLLING ROCK! COFFEE! HEINIKIN atme and im telling my friend and cook about what happened... THEY KNOW I JUST WALKED IN THE DOOR AND IM PISSED AND I STILL HAVE MY JACKET ON BUT HEAVEN FORBID YOU DONT HAVE YOUR FU!@NG BEER AT NOON... COCKSUCKER.
so... that was my day yesterday... and when i went to pick up my accident report today... the computers shut down when i get there... fu*&^ng bullshit. mofuggas...
suck ass...
so i get to go back tomorrow... weee......
