so jayson and i went to rhode island mall so i could get my lisence renewed so i would have something to shove in the faces of all the people who carded me... did that, went and got pho... which was suprisingly bad. its never bad... but the semi raw meat, came out cold and bloody... i ate what i could, then we were driving home and planning on going to see 28 days later but it was getting to late seeing jayson had to work at 6. so we went bowling. i was birtdayrina, and i know i have a lot of typing mistakes on this site just cuz i dont really care all that much, but thats what it was BIRTDAYRINA... he forgot the h... it was silly. we played. i got him first game and then he got pissed and beat me the next 2 games...

so we go back to the house................... and then he has to get ready for work...

i drop him off and then sit in traffic for about 15 minutes to just get to the front of the mall and onto the highway. i come in and my mom goes " what are you doing home???" i thought you were going out tonight "i thought i was too... but i have no friends and the ones i do are all working tonight"

so she says had she known she wouldnt have cooked and we would have all gone out for dinner and drinks.. but thats fine... we eat dinner here and then go out for drinks.

my absoulutly perfect nephew was here all week playingbingo and getting me to make him paper airplanes. but as much as i hate to say it, hes no burden at all, we were impatiently waiting for my sister to come get him so we could go out and get trashed before i start my bar hopping session. well amy had a few things to take care of therefore not getting here till quarter of 10. i was supposed to meet andrew, wendy and joe at cable car so we could go out. so i had to ditch my parents like an asshole and i was 45 minutes late to cable car, leaving andrew sitting there waiting cuz i had no way to get in touch with him.

i show up at about 10:15, wendy and joe are stuck in the parking garage traffice which shouldnt be to bad, its just a garage, but its an 8 story garage and it can take an hour to get out sometimes, well, it was close to that and they got there around 10:30.

so we go downtown to go to the red fez where i have been hearing great stories of for about a year now. we get there, pay for parking in yet another garage and then find out its closed till the 15th for vacation. so we pile back in the car and go to thayer street to andreas. andrew isnt 21 but he looks 25 so there are certain places that dont card, and he frequents. so we went there almost by default but i really like it there. i had an apple martini to start because it was highly suggested. it was suprisingly not to bad... i sat and sipped and sipped because my head was killing me and i was starving. we got some greek appitizers and talked. i was sold on the espresso martini which was suprisingly good. so i sipped that slowly because something in it was making me feel worse then i already did... ran into my old friend devons mother, had NO CLUE who she was, she grabbed my arm as i was going to the bar and said "krissie! how are you? what have you been up to? have you seen devon lately???"

to all i replied "im doing good. i manage ben and jerrys now. yeah, he was at my house tonight"

we say bye and i head back to wendy who is smoking at the bar and i make a face. she asked who that was and i tell her " at first i had no idea who this woman is touching my arm and saying my name... so i saw nothing wrong in pretending i knew who she was, but when she asked me about devon, i thought she meant devin... my nephew... she was talking about her daughter."

KAREN- devons mother. used to manage LUPOS

LUPOS- one of the only places to go see a show in providence that wont sell out an entire arena

DEVON- a girl i used to hang out with all the time and made out with a few times

DEVIN-my beautiful nephew who will be 8 in september.

so i had the wrong devi/on... but i got over it.

the waitress comes and throws the bill at us at 12:30 and we look at eachother like, who asked for that? and she comes back and gives a sob story about having to work in the morning so we pay and move to another part of the place that you could actually smoke. they played the degrees of seporation game as i went over in my head all the people i wished would call and wish me a happy birthday that didnt..

mike hervieux called july 10th to beat everyone else

alien tim called at 10 am

sarah and tom from worked called at 11 to wish me well and ask me which part of the soft serve machine are supposed to get lubricant...

joe called me on his way to work

nicole from work called

then amy my big sis

then no one for a while

julie my old boss

wendy

nicole again

nathan "wolfman" harms from texas

and then no one for a while

and as i was sitting there sipping my white russian i thought of all the people who didnt call that i was counting on...

cory shepheard

heidi derosier

brian wanders

my biological father

well i checked my phone which apparently had been ringing and ringing but i didnt hear...

2 text messages from brian

a message from heidi

a message from cory and his awesome brother toby and his girlfrind crisitina

a message from jayson

"i was just wondering if you had a good night but your probably in bed after making a cupcake and masturbating"

im still waiting on my father to call me...

so we were on the way home (thanks to joe for being our designated driver) and we decided in strongbad and homestar runner voices that we should go for breakfast. we went to a little diner called bettys and ate yummy food that a hot girl was bringing us. i got home around 4am and was so beat. i layed down and wendy called. andrew had changed before he came out and left his keys in his other pants. so they took him to his mothers house. the down staris dorr which is always unlocked, wasnt. so they left him to scale the porch which hes done more than a few times. she thought i would get a chuckle out of it. i would have if i was awake enough to make noise...

and i got woken up at 12 today but one of the newhires at my store jason eckenroth.

hes a great kid. he called just to say happy birthday and we talked for a bit and he told me "the league of extraordinary gentelmen" is a great movie if you dont like plots.

i told him he was sweet for calling and thanked him for waking me up so i didnt waste this beautiful day in bed...

and so here i am. wasting this beautiful day inside on the computer cuz i have no friends and thou i can, its to early to take advantage of my lisence that DOESNT say under 21 all over it... oh, and that was a pisser... i didnt even get carded! oh well, i lok like a potato head in my picture anyway.

so im making plans to move to some island TERN i think is the name with nathan from texas. im going to be a bartender and his sugar momma.